Tidigare samtal
Jag: Men du sa ju att du tyckte om katter!
X: Ja, men jag var ju tvungen att säga nåt för att du skulle tycka om mig!
Dilemma
Undrar om detta räknas som ett brott mot klädkoden?
Misslyckad integration?
Situation: Mitt ex frågar mig om det är jag som är Sankta Lucia.
(Det hela var avsett som en förolämpning, men ändå!)
kärlek till min hemstad
Nu har Adele varit i farten igen. Jag tror att jag verkligen älskepälskar henne. Jag tror att jag ska skriva små rosa brev med hjärtan på till henne och att jag ska lära mig franska så att hon blir riktigt imponerad. Men det återstår att se. Hon har gjort en låt som heter "Hometown glory" och ett utdrag ur texten kommer här nedan, det fick mig så utsökt att tänka på min egen hemstad, Malmö. Ungefär exakt precis såhär känner jag för Malmö:
Round my hometown
Memories are fresh
Round my hometown
Ooh the people I’ve met
Are the wonders of my world
Are the wonders of my world
Are the wonders of this world
Are the wonders of my world
I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque
I love to see everybody in short skirts, shorts and shades
I like it in the city when two worlds collide
You get the people and the government
Everybody taking different sides
Shows that we ain’t gonna stand shit
Shows that we are united
Shows that we ain’t gonna take it
Shows that we ain’t gonna stand shit
Shows that we are united
Round my hometown
Memories are fresh
Round my hometown
Ooh the people I’ve met
Are the wonders of my world
Och så lite youtube på det så är vi färdiga för idag
Lägg märke till att de har censurerat ordet "shit" som är ett mycket hemskt och uppseendeväckande ord.
Hebba
Ja, jag vet, jag gör den där grejen med munnen igen. Men det får ni liksom på köpet.
Hela nyheten består i att jag varit otrogen mot Zeinab (båda två) och istället klippt mig hos Hebba. Detta ska jag sällan eller aldrig ångra. Hebba är liten, vacker och väldigt entusiastisk. Hon nästan sjöng när hon plockade mina ögonbryn och jag förstod varför när jag såg mig själv i spegeln lite senare- utan ögonbryn! Men till Hebba sa jag att det var vackert, för annars skulle jag krossa hennes frisörhjärta. Nu överväger jag att låta henne ta hål i mina öron (de växer igen!).
Vårdcentralen
Fler anledningar till varför jag älskar mitt arbete:
Två sydlänska läkare (fast från helt olika delar) möts i personalrummet, där den ena står och skalar en blodapelsin.
Läkare A: Vad vackert du gör det!
Läkare B: Ja, den är jättevacker!
Läkare B: Vill du inte ha lite?
Läkare A: Nej, jag har ju mat i mikron...
Läkare B: Jo, det är klart du ska ha lite! Frukt är bra för dig!
Läkare A: Ja det har du förstås rätt i. I Sverige äter man inte mycket frukt.
Borta länge
Adele- Best for last (och min nya kärlek)
Wait, do you see my heart on my sleeve?
It's been there for days on end and
It's been waiting for you to open up
Just you baby, come on now
I'm trying to tell you just how
I'd like to hear the words roll out of your mouth finally
Say that it's always been me
I'm trying to tell you just how
I'd like to hear the words roll out of your mouth finally
Say that it's always been me
That's made you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
Then you'd say all of the right things without a clue
But you'd save the best for last
Like I'm the one for you
You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you it don't mean that much to me
You're just a filler in the space that happened to be free
How dare you think you'd get away with trying to play me
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
Then you'd say all of the right things without a clue
But you'd save the best for last
Like I'm the one for you
You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you it don't mean that much to me
You're just a filler in the space that happened to be free
How dare you think you'd get away with trying to play me
Why is it everytime I think I've tried my hardest
It turns out it ain't enough cause you're still not mentioning love
What am I supposed to do to make you want me properly?
I'm taking these chances and getting away
And though I'm trying my hardest you back to her
And I think that I know things may never change
I'm still hoping one day I might hear you say
I make you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
Then you'd say all of the right things without a clue
But you'd save the best for last
Like I'm the one for you
You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you it don't mean that much to me
You're just a filler in the space that happened to be free
How dare you think you'd get away with trying to play me
But, despite the truth that I know
I find it hard to let go and give up on you
Seems I love the things you do
Like the meaner you treat me the more eager I am
To persist with this heartbreak and running around
And I think that I know things may never change
I'm still hoping one day I might hear you say
I make you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
And we'll say all of the right things without a clue
And you'll be the one for me and me the one for you
It turns out it ain't enough cause you're still not mentioning love
What am I supposed to do to make you want me properly?
I'm taking these chances and getting away
And though I'm trying my hardest you back to her
And I think that I know things may never change
I'm still hoping one day I might hear you say
I make you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
Then you'd say all of the right things without a clue
But you'd save the best for last
Like I'm the one for you
You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you it don't mean that much to me
You're just a filler in the space that happened to be free
How dare you think you'd get away with trying to play me
But, despite the truth that I know
I find it hard to let go and give up on you
Seems I love the things you do
Like the meaner you treat me the more eager I am
To persist with this heartbreak and running around
And I think that I know things may never change
I'm still hoping one day I might hear you say
I make you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
And we'll say all of the right things without a clue
And you'll be the one for me and me the one for you
